22 12 / 2011
Winter Solstice morning. Taylorsville, Utah. 2 am. Alcohol a factor.
- Man attempts to shoot a mouse in his kitchen
- Man misses and the bullet goes through the wall
- Bullet hits another man in the next room, which is a bathroom
- Man screams, having been shot in the chest while taking a piss
- Police are called
- A third man, who is 34 years old, tells his girlfriend to hide in the basement
- This girl is only 13
- Police arrive, arrest the shooter, and take the wounded man to the hospital
- They further investigate, discover the girl, and begin questioning her
- They learn that the 34 year old man had been banging the girl for some time, for several months, in fact
- This is illegal, even in Utah
- The 34 year old man is arrested and booked on two counts of rape of a child
- Three counts of sodomy of a child
- And three counts of sexual abuse of a child
- The mouse was not injured
This made my morning.
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07 12 / 2011
Tonight, Potter officially endorsed Barack Obama for re-election. I have 25 photos on my iphone to prove it.
Also, if you A) Have had two glasses of wine B) Packed up your entire apartment and started to realize how much you are going to miss your friends, family, Williamsburg, New York City in general, and pretty much the entire existence you have built for yourself here, a good thing to do is to stick a campaign sticker to your cat’s back and make him participate in a photo shoot.
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16 11 / 2011
It should also be noted that my mother has made the executive decision that she doesn’t want to be called Grandma, she wants to be called Queeny.
23 10 / 2011
Emptyage: Generation X Doesn't Want to Hear It
Earlier generations have weathered recessions, of course; this stall we’re in has the look of something nastier. Social Security and Medicare are going to be diminished, at best. Hours worked are up even as hiring staggers along: Blood from a stone looks to be the normal order of things “going…
(Source: New York Magazine)
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22 10 / 2011
Wait, what? Someone please explain to me why Jay Mohr is moonlighting as RHWONJ blogger.
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21 10 / 2011
Diane Keaton Photographed for the November Issue of Vogue by Annie Leibovitz
Visit Vogue.com to read an excerpt from Ms. Keaton’s new memoir, “Then Again.”
I love her.
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19 10 / 2011
GPOYW: These beads? My brother made them for me in pre-school. Fifteen plus years later and I’m still rocking them hard.
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18 10 / 2011
Cup in my hand, a little Sufjan in my ears… Now if it would just stop effin raining yo.
